Deaf Pinoy BIG BROTHER (Day 1)

One Sunday morning of the holiday vacation after I woke up, I did the same old routine playing a PS1 game Final Fantasy IX just because I want to complete it before hectic classes begins on January.

But I decided to stop for a while because I remembered that tomorrow morning I will be going to Tagaytay with some of my friends and spend a holiday vacation for 3 days and 2 nights. I quickly got a piece of paper and pencil then I listed all things I need to bring and asked myself: "How many t-shirts do I need? How many shorts? socks? pants? underwear? What other things did I forgot? Oh, toothpaste, toothbrush, shampoo, bath soap, lotion, deodorant, cotton buds, facial cleanser, etc. etc." After I got packed, guess what I did next? Back to PS1 game and prepared myself to kick the big boss' butt!

At that night, I received a text message from a friend who asked me if I'm going to sleep at his workplace. I replied, "Oh sorry! I think I can't make it, kinda addicted to PS1 game. But I will be early tomorrow." Guess what... I spent whole night until the crack of dawn playing video game... Heheheheheh... (Believe me... I didn't sleep!). Then, it was 3am and my sister got up and prepared herself for her departure... I was informed that she'll be going to spend 5 days nonsense seminar at Baguio City. Harharhar!

Before I left to Tagaytay, I completed the disc 2 of FFIX. Once I got finished, I moved quickly and prepared myself for my departure. I ate my pitiful morning breakfast (it's better not to tell what I ate!) because mom was still sleep and I felt too lazy to cook on my own. After breakfast, I brushed my teeth (kumukutikutitap!), took bath (sang the same old lullaby... heheheheh) , got dressed and twice checked my things. Then, finally I'm off to meet my friends.

Upon my arrival at our meeting place somewhere in QC... I looked upon my watch and said to myself... "Oh, Migs! It seems that you're overexicted... It's only 6am! Departure will be 8am ah... what the hell you're thinking!" I pushed the doorbell to draw attention of whoever staying at the house but no one answered... tut tut... I guess they're sleeping yet. I went to a nearby store and spent an hour standing there waiting for no one! When it was 7:30am, I tried to draw some attention again and luckily the door was opened to me with unwelcome arms! I was asked why I'm too early, I replied, "I haven't slept yet. Got addicted to PS1 game eh."

But guess what, thought we're leaving on the said time but I spent two and half hours waiting for others to arrive and most important of all... the transportation van. I checked my watch and complained... "What time are we going to leave? 8:00 am, right? It's 8:30am now... wattamess!" We tried to text my the one who was responsible for our transportation van... but he didn't replied! "What the hell he think he's doing!" I asked myself... We tried to rang his mobile phone but still no electronic OWL arrived... I said to myself "Oh hell! Maybe he's making a sort of dramatic entrance... Hmmmm...."

So, I decided to ask my other pals who felt hungry like me to Jollibee for breakfast.... We waited there until the van arrived but guess... what time was it? 10am!!! Grrrrrrr..... Here is the evidence that, "Filipino time is always late on time." Before we left, my friend explained the reason for the delay... the reserved transportation van was broken and he looked for another one on that early morning... Oh nevermind!!!

Hooray! We left finally, but I was slept during the travel. I woke up and found that we stopped at one gasoline station to take a break... driving is tiresome that's why the driver needs rest. After a short break, we're off again to our destination... Tagaytay City... site of the world's smallest volcano. We stop to an unknown place... there we bought our lunch. My stomach was aching in hunger so I bought much food as I can or my comrades' flesh will be my lunch! (Grooowwwllll!) One of my friend approached me and told that we will eat lunch together once we arrived to our destination... Oh no... I'm really hungry, but its better not to argue!

Finally... we arrived at Kuya's home... and the Pinoy Deaf Big Brother began. Upon arrival, we ate our lunch together... I eat faster than anyone else because I'm really hungry and my stomach is lurching, after lunch we took some rest. Then chat about different things, explored the house... hmmm... Japanese Zen garden in style... the house owner which was "KUYA" himself explained the house rules to all housemates.

After his lecture, we played some group games but I have the feeling that my head was aching a bit due to lack of sleep. In the afternoon before the sun sets, I joined my other three friends to buy our foods that will help us survive for three days and two nights... (of torture.... Heheheheeh!) Before we left, I went upstairs to prepare myself... I noticed my jacket but I decided not to bring it because I don't feel freezing. We arrived at the grocery but guess what... once I got out of the car the freeze suddenly froze me from head to feet! "Oh I should have brought my jacket... what a silly gay I am!" My comrades were wondering... I had enough fat stored in my body but why the cold tortured me??? I asked my friend to let me stay in the car... I'm really freezing... and my head started its painful aching... so, I shut myself inside the car until the shopping completed. Pity... tsk tsk....

After the shopping, we went to McDonalds and met our other friends there who already ate their dinner and we four were the only left. I ordered my own dinner and grateful because the cold didn't penetrated the place where I was. Once the dinner was over we went back to Kuya's house but before we park our car... My friend told me to blindfold my other friend...

Ohhh... I almost forgot... it was his birthday and we have a surprise party for him... I removed my black headband and blindfolded my friend who finally agreed after some bewitching spells I cast over him (Imperio!!! The Imperius Curse). I supported him in his every steps then upon our entrance in the house... I removed the headband, the lights turned on and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! We enjoyed the party, eat, chat, drink and did some craziness the life could bring.... I felt really weak because my head was really killing me, as it was going to split into two so I decided to take rest and collapsed to sofa then fell asleep.

I woke up in the dead of the night someone was over me... a ghost or a devil? or a poltergeist? I can't see him clearly because my head was still aching. But guess what... he's smiling with two big horns, sharp teeth, long tail, ferocious stare, cunning smile and dirty mind! Then, Goliath joined the scene he threw himself over me... He's too heavy... two devils over me... I fight back for my breath then I quickly went upstairs and collapsed to sleeping foam... zzzzzzzzz....

That's how the day 1 began and ended.